Monday, January 15, 2007
Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on
> toilet doors and walls..........
>
> A budding poet trying his best...
> Here I lie in stinky vapor,
> Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
> Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
> Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
>
> Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
> Here I sit
> Broken hearted
> Tried to shit
> But only farted
>
> Someone who had a different experience wrote,
> You're lucky
> You had your chance
> I tried to fart,
> And shit my pants!
>
> Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in
> toilets.
> I came here
> To shit and stink,
> But all I do
> Is sit and think.
>
> There are also people who come in for a different
> purpose...
> Some come here to sit and think,
> Some come here to shit and stink,
> But I come here to scratch my balls,
> And read the bullshit on the walls...
>
> Toilets walls also double as job advertisement
> space.......(written high upon the wall)
> If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
> Department wants you.
>
> Ministry of Environment advertisement.
>> We aim to please!
> You aim too! please!
> On the inside of a toilet door:
> Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
> entire performance.
>
> And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign
> seen at a restaurant:
> The hands that clean these toilets also make your
> food...please aim properly.